I’m more concerned about the coffee stain on the desk.

Ever been so busy that you mix something up this bad?  It’s like when someone is talking about Christmas shopping while you’re writing a business report and the next day your boss asks why the heck you included a Christmas list in the audit.

Also, who wouldn’t want to learn Russian swears. Seriously, if you’ve ever learned Russian, you know that every word sounds like a swear. I might just start speaking it 24/7…